Many people are unaware that there is a force of nature called e-Karma. It affects your past, present and future. But, few understand this mystical attribute of the universe.
e-Karma
A specific type of karma that results from doing good or bad deeds online. At the time of death of the individual, all karmic debts recorded on the e-Karma server are migrated to a new server where the corresponding individual is reincarnated.
Etymology
Sanskrit: Karma — a deed or action
Greek: The word electronic (shortened to “e” as an abbreviation) derives from the Greek word Elektron, which means an electron.
Q&A
Q. Is e-Karma different from “regular” karma?
A. Yes. Regular karma is accumulated during an incarnation of a living being, and then discharged periodically according to the lords of karma who decide when and where a karmic debt will be “repaid”. Online e-Karma is accumulated on servers, and the repayment of these debts is decided from the custodian of these online karmic databases.
Q. What types of actions lead to bad e-Karma?
A. Spamming is a typical one. Sending useless emails to targetted individuals promoting your service in a way that is not customized to the person’s actual needs. Creating online viruses is a much more serious offense. Creating online articles that misinform the public about non-existant terms is another offense whose punishment is still unknown.
Q. What happens to the worst offenders?
A. There is no definite information available now, but many have theorized that the worst offenders will end up in e-Hell. Those who simply bug others by sending unwanted emails, will in-turn receive unwanted emails themselves. While those who write articles about fake terms — hence misleading gullable members of the public will have to spend time in an ethereal realm where they are entertained with nonsense for a period of time.
Q. What do outsourcing companies do to gain this bad karma?
A. They send emails to people without stating the recipient’s actual name, and without bothering to understand the nature of the recipient’s actual business. It is very unpersonal, untargetted, gets poor results, fails to catch someone’s attention, and creates waste in the e-Universe. It is better that companies promoting SEO, Web Design, and other outsourced services try to get to know the needs of the company they are promoting their products to, and then they will get a much more favorable result when attempting to market to companies — as well as creating much fewer useless emails!