RAMESH: Everybody I’m working with seems to have awoken on the wrong side of the bed today!
PRAVEEN: Well, if everybody got out of bed on the wrong side, then maybe it is the right side.
SANKUL: No, it is YOU who got off on the wrong side of the bed.
DILIP: FYI, I sleep on the floor on a thin mat next to a wall. I only have one side to pick from!
PRAVEEN: Oh, no wonder you’re in a lousy mood. Maybe you should sleep in a chair like my sister.
STEVE: (ring ring) Hey, how come my medical transcriptions are never on time?
RAMESH: Why do you always exaggerate?
STEVE: It’s not always. Sometimes I exaggerate! You are exaggerating how often I exaggerate!
RAMESH: Okay, we were one day late on the last assignment only. We’re almost done with the current assignment.
STEVE: If you had a client who enforced deadlines, you’d be fired for being even three seconds late.
RAMESH: Okay, curb your attitude!
STEVE: It’s already curbed, I have it on a tight leash.
RAMESH: Praveen! Get that assignment done for Steve. The transcription for the transfusion.
PRAVEEN: I will transfuse the transcription right away.
SANKUL: I’ll have to diffuse your tranfusion if you don’t curb your attitude!
DILIP: Which one are you talking about?
SANKUL: All of you! I think we all need to go on a walk, inhale some rick-shaw exhaust, and come back to the office feeling refreshed!
DILIP: Yes, let’s reboot our attitude.
RAMESH: Agreed! Just get the work done so I can tell Steve the good news!