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When you hire call center workers: have an overseas friend evalutate them

September 16, 2010 by 123outsource

Are you in the Philippines or India? Do you hire call center workers who seem great by your standards. Well, guess what? Your standards don’t matter! It is the standards of the people wherever you are calling or receiving calls from that matter.

Are you doing incoming calls from Canada? You better have a friend in Canada who puts in his 2 Canadian Cents worth telling you what he thinks of your new call center employee. Getting calls from Delhi? Well, you had better ask some Delhi-ites what they think. After all, their standards are a bit different than standards in other parts of India, right?

Get workers who are attractive to your audience. This is not rocket science, but you do have to ask around and keep your eyes open. In the long run, the call centers that win are the ones that go overboard to please their clients. Do you try to please your clients? If so, how much do you try to please your clients? Are there a few MORE things you could do to please your clients? How often do you talk to your clients to ask them if there is anything else that you can do?

If it were me, I would run my call center workers one by one through a set of demanding people in various parts of the world. I would write down all opinions from all of my “judges”. It is so funny, because these days there are reality shows throughout the world where people will get up and sing before judges, or cook before judges. Each judge has something to say.

The sauce was too strong, and the cucumbers didn’t seem like they were “part” of the dish — they seemed like something you just threw in.

You can put your call center workers before judges and get critiques… That is easier than having your client tell you that you are fired because HIS customers didn’t like your new guy or your new girl. Think ahead and scrutinize your people — or someone else will.

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Is it better to outsource to one blogger or build a team?

September 16, 2010 by 123outsource

Categories: Hiring & Firing | Tagged Full Time Writer, Inbound Phone Agent, Outsource, Part Time Writers, Professional Comedy Writing Teams | Leave a comment

It might be better to outsource to several part time writers instead of one full time writer. If one drops out, you will still have other writers who are trained and know what they are doing. It is always risky to put your full dependence in a new and untested writer, especially if you might have to go through several until you get someone tried and true who you can use in the long run. It might take you two months, when you are too busy to play games testing out new writers — to find your new writer. Then it might take another two months to get them experienced enough to the point where they can function on their own.

Having only one writer puts you in exactly that position where you will be left high and dry every time someone quits. Having a small team makes more sense. That way you always have a few tested people while you are in the process of testing new people. The momentum of your blog is never compromised in that case. By having a small army or gang, you can test the new writers more slowly, and at your leisure. That way if you get slammed with a huge amount of work and don’t have time to test people for a few months, you will not lose momentum on your blog.

Professional comedy writing teams operate under this principle. Sit-coms generally will have a dozen writers. Some of them quit, get sick, or are busy, and they need a quantity of writers who are experienced on that project to continue the momentum and collaboration. Think about it. We live in the real world Be prepared.

Unfortunately, in real life, if you don’t have a dedicated person who you can depend on for everything, you need multiple backup and redundant resources for each task which is necessary. If you need a writer, an outbound caller, and inbound phone agent, and a database manager, you might need multiple individuals for each task. If you are lucky, there might be some crossover for some of the tasks. Your inbound phone person might like doing a little writing, and your writer might not mind doing a few interviews.

How often are marketers creating content? 42% create 1 piece per week.

September 16, 2010 by 123outsource

Categories: Outsource Marketing | Tagged Content Marketers, Creating Content | Leave a comment

According to a report from Oracle Eloqua, less than 42% of content marketers produce at least one content asset each week. 62% produce at least one piece every two weeks, and 29% produce multiple pieces per week.

83% of people surveyed said their organization has a blog
24% said they publish more than 11 posts in a month.

But, how often should you publish content?
The more you post, the more likely other people are to see your posts. Additionally, Google and other search engines give favorable treatment to blogs that post more often. Fresh content is king, even if it is not the best content!

The most views for content are on Mondays. The most links come in on Thursdays. The most comments occur on the weekends. So, when should you post?

What do I do?
I will speak from experience here. I run three blogs. One of my blogs has been around for five years and boasts a healthy 20,000 visitors per month which is excellent for niche blog. This blog began by creating posts once in a while. Then, I figured out that I need to post more regularly. It became an everyday habit to post new content, although I published the content several months in advance using WordPress technology. Through constant blogging, I also learned what type of content my readers like which helped me to write even more popular content.

My newer blog is getting off the ground.
My newer blog (this one) which is about business and outsourcing did not get off to such an easy start. We don’t have personal connections with thousands of outsourcers like we do with the notaries who read our notary blog. For our notary blog, we created a thriving newsletter. It is not so easy to develop a newsletter even with a handful of subscribers for our outsourcing audience. The only tools we have which work are publishing lots of interesting content, and using social media to promote it. So far the blog is growing. But, honestly, if you publish less than six interesting posts per week, your blog will have a difficult time showing up well on Google!

What should you do?
There are people who have a blog just so they can say that they have one, and so their website can link to a blog with pretty pictures and generally dull content written by dull people who write dull blogs for a living. Many of those people are the 42% of content marketers who write about one piece per week. Even if your piece is amazing, your blog will never get any traffic unless you pump up the volume. If you don’t depend on your blog for SEO benefits or clicks, then this behavior is acceptable. But, if you want to milk the web for all its got, start finding a way to write.

What about going viral?
Having posts go viral is a science that involves connecting what you are writing about to what I call an anchor. An anchor is a well known concept, person, or company. In my industry, connecting business ideas about hiring programmers to Steve Jobs, furry kittens, or the term “success” can lead to posts going viral. Promoting content on social media at the right time of day, and on the right mediums can also help your post go viral. What makes sense is to study what types of posts that you of your writers create are the most popular. Also study using anchors as that is your ticket to having a chance. Most of the marketing blogs that I read are utilizing the “anchor” strategy on a daily basis, and if you keep your eyes open, you can see how they connect apple cider with their latest marketing scheme, or how they compare their dog’s lifestyle to some marketing concept that they are promoting. It may seem dumb to you, but the highest calibre of professionals are using this every day, and it is not a difficult concept to grasp.

Summary
If you want your blog to be successful, I recommend six pieces per week, and hopefully six really interesting diverse pieces. Keep it interesting, and don’t keep hitting the same points in every blog otherwise your readers will go elsewhere.

Diwalli Reverse Outsourcing

September 16, 2010 by 123outsource

Categories: India | Tagged Call Center in India, diwalli, India Outsourcing from America, reverse outsourcing | Leave a comment

Diwalli reverse outsourcing

Here is my comic idea for an outsourcing swap between America and India.
America normally outsources its work to India. But, as India grows more wealthy, and since they take many days off for Diwalli yearly, it might be practical if America relieves them for a week or two during their festivities and take over their work.

A call center in India leaves their work to an American call center. But, the customers who call in are accustomed to calling India and talking to people with fake American names and thick Indian accents. This substitute call center in Memphis is going to have to learn how to sound like the original.

Manager: Okay Ema-Sue, we need you to be “Sujata” and talk exactly like her, using exactly the same diction.
Emma-Sue: All-right, I guess I could try, but it sure won’t come naturally to me, y’know, being born and bred in the South.
Manager: Its okay, because Sujata is also born and bred in the South… of India that is.
Emma-Sue: Just tell me what you need me to say.
Manager: Okay… Sujata’s work name is Mary Smith. But you have to say it like she would. Here is a tape recording of how Sujata says it..
Emma-Sue: Okay, I think I have got it. Hello, this is Mary Smith, may I help you?
Manager: Hmm.. This is not working. You don’t sound like her. What can we do? I have an idea.. We’ll have you watch Indian movies in English for the entire weekend, and then you can wear a sari with a bindi, and have a Ganesh next to you.
Emma-Sue: A what?
Manager: The Ganesh is a god that looks like an elephant. People worship him by chanting.
Emma-Sue: Oh, I love elephants, and chanting sounds fun!!!

————— Emma-Sue spends the weekend watching Indian movies and returns on Monday—–

Emma-Sue: I have been watching Bollywood and practicing my Sujata accent all weekend. I bought this Maharastrian sari that is five meters long, and I now am the proud owner of a Ganesh. Lets try this again. Tell me how I’m doing. Hello, this is Mary Smith, may I help you?
Manager: This is much better, but you are still not capturing Sujata’s essense. Hmm. How can I solve this problem Let me think about it.
Emma-Sue: Maybe you should meditate, they do that a lot in India.
Manager: Now you are talking. Although I don’t think that call center employees meditate, I think its the Yogis, but thats immaterial.

—————— After an hour of silent meditation ————————————————————–

Manager: I have the answer. We’re going to learn tonality. Just make your voice go up and down like this. He-llo, my name is Ma-ry Smith
Emma-Sue: Okay…. Hello, my name is Mary Smith.
Manager: It is still getting better, but thats not it. I’m really stumped.
Emma-Sue: Please don’t give up on me… You know I love my job.
Manager: Okay… I’ll meditate for another hour and ask the gods what to do.
Emma-Sue: Now you are talking. Just make sure you ask the right gods, there are so many of them!

————— Another hour of silent meditation —————————————————-

Manager: A particular god came to me in meditation. I’m not sure who he was. He didn’t announce himself or anything. He just appeared to me and he kept bobbing his head back and forth like they do in India.
Emma-Sue: Maybe thats the answer. Maybe thats it. Thats it….Thats it.
Manager: Whats it?
Emma-Sue: If I bob my head back and forth like they do, I’ll be able to talk like Sujata talks?
Manager: What?
Emma-Sue: Yeah…. thats it… let me try.
Emma-Sue: —–bobbing her head back and forth…. Hello, this is Mary Smith, may I help you?
Manager: Wow…. that was perfect!!!! How did you do that? If I were talking to you over the phone, I would think you were the real Sujata!!! Amazing. I’ll have to call corporate and tell them the news! Lets hear you on a real call!

Caller: Hello, I’m having a problem with my phone. I don’t hear a lot of static. Am I calling America? I though our call center was in India.
Emma-Sue: Hello, this is Mary Smith, and … I will be your technical support representitive today. How are you doing?
Caller: I”m doin’ just fine! Where am I calling?
Emma-Sue: Oh, I am most terribly sorry, I am not at liberty to disclose that ma’am.
Caller: Oh… with that diction I must be callin’ India. These phone connections are getting so clear, I would swear that you were right here in Memphis several blocks from our local rib shack.
Emma-Sue: Oh no, I am so sorry to here that you live next to a shanty town, I’m sure your luck will improve.
Caller: Shanty town? What?
Emma-Sue: It is so sad that you live nearby all of those shacks, the poverty, it is soooo depressing, really.
Caller:   Oh no, its not a shanty town, its a place where you get baby back pork ribs. Its a delicacy round here.
Emma-Sue: Pork? Oh my god, I would never…… oh… that is against,, oh never mind. In any case, I am happy to inform you that the problem with your phone was basically discovered by a technition in New– Ark and it is basically scheduled to be fixed on Tuesday morning. The problem is not within the lineage in your residence, but in the outside line. Please kindly just wait until tomorrow and simply let our technition fix the issue.
Caller: That was easy, y’all found the problem before I even knew about it. But, New… Ark? What is that?
Emma-Sue: Yes, yes, it was initally discovered in its initial stage initially in … New…..Ark… I believe this is a very famous metropolitan area within the province of New Jer—sey, so kindly just wait until tomorrow.
Caller: Oh…. Newark.. I didn’t understand you. I thought you were talking about an ark that was new! Ha haa… wait until I tell Jethro, that’ll just tickly his fancy hearin’ about that. ha ha!!!
Emma-Sue: Yes, I am very pleased that I had the opportunity to tickle your fancy. Our fancy would also be mutually tickled if you would like to participate in our customer satisfaction survey. It will only take a minute. Or as you say in America.   I will take one New York minute.
Caller: Sure… I’ll do it.
Survey Clerk: Hello Mrs Anderson, we just wanted to ask you about your customer satisfaction.
Caller: Well at first, the line was so clear, I thought I was calling America… and that bothered me because I have been used to getting customer service from India for the last twenty years and would feel alienated if I had it any other way.   The lady I spoke to was really nice. Its just that I have to remember not to use the wrong vocabulary with certain folks. Words like, “Beef” and “Pork” just rub people the wrong. way…Boy, I’m getting hungry.
Survey Clerk: Oh, I’m MOST terribly sorry that we brought up beef and pork. I assure you that it will never happen again, and I will take this matter up with management immediately. Thank you so much and have an excellent remainder of your day.

Feng Shui / Vaastu: A busy market

September 16, 2010 by 123outsource

Categories: Vaastu Feng Shui | Tagged A Busy Market | Leave a comment

Feng Shui – a busy market

For those of you who believe in Vaastu Shastra or its Chinese equivalent, Feng Shui, I have good news. Feng Shui experts always tell you that where you live effects your destiny. This is very true information. I am a world traveler, and every different place I stay influences the performance of my business and effects how I feel too. In some places I feel like working twelve hours a day. In other places I feel more friendly, and in some places I feel like doing nothing. Where you live determines your life even more than your personality, believe it or not! If you are a hard worker, but you live in a place where laziness abounds, your hard work will be seriously effected by this lazy vibration.

Some places I visited even contribute to mental instability. There were two places I visited in Northern Arizona, where my generally even-minded brain was effected. In one place, I became agitated, sleepless, nervous, afraid, and had nightmares. I had nightmares in another place in Northern Arizona too. A third place in Northern Arizona left me having very watery thoughts during meditation. How odd, this never happens anywhere else. It was very disturbing. Los Angeles leaves me balanced for the most part, with an urge to work all the time, and enjoy myself too (after work is done, of course).

But, what can we do to enhance our business if we are stuck in a house that we bought? Most of us buy our houses without purchasing the wisdom of a feng-shui consultant or vaastu expert. We go for help after its too late asking, “What can we do?”. The answer is generally, “MOVE!”. We can not move easily, but good news is here. I studied feng-shui at a reputed local school in California on the weekends for two years. They taught some very good theory. But, what they didn’t teach was first hand experience. Nobody knew how much a given environment would effect you, they only knew that it “might” effect you in one particular way. My task was to go out into the world and really see how environments effected me and my work.

I learned that some places were so powerful, that if I stayed there for an hour or two in a day, my business would be effected for twenty-four hours. Some places were better for the outsourcing site, while some were good for the acupuncture or notary sites that I run.
The places that had the best effect on my business were banks, supermarkets, and bustling restaurants. These are places where money keeps circulating fast, like a waterfall. Waterfalls are renouned in feng-shui as having the best effect on money making. The nearest amazing waterfall to where I am is in Yosemite and only is full with water in the Spring. That is seven hours away!

But, not all supermarkets are bustling. Many markets are losing money, or have few clients. The trick is to find businesses where there is an endless flow of traffic and where the business makes money. But, how do you track this? Are you a business owner? See if your business does well for 24 hours after you are in what I call a feng shui hot spot.

How do I find my lucky spot? Spend an hour and forty-five minutes in a hot spot. Thats all you need. A slow meal, or just hanging around. Then see how your business does the next day. This should be done on more than one day. Some days are slow days, and other days your personal astrology might be bad. Try each spot for two or three days, and not on days when your business is typically slow like on the weekend for example.

Feng shui is fun, and can help your outsourcing business. Just find the right spot and dont’ be afraid to experinment and believe in the metaphysical and mystical forces that control your life even more than your will power!

Assessing the value of the quality you receive in #callcenter work is hard

September 16, 2010 by 123outsource

Categories: Call Center, Management | Tagged call center, Call Center Work, Call Center Worker, Hiring Call Centers, Your Worst Employee | Leave a comment

Assessing the value of the quality you receive in #callcenter work is hard

Imagine that you are hiring call centers to do work for you. How do you assess the workers? How do you assess the company as a whole? Each person has unique skills and will be put through different situations. One person might be more efficient at their work (more calls / hour) while another person might be better at calming down complicated situations! Some people are just pleasant to talk to — efficient or not, and might gain your company popularity. A few workers might
give wrong answers to questions, or just make things up — imagine what that can do to your reputation. Everyone is different and it is not always to easy to figure out who is ideal for your needs.

There are factors that I am thinking of that you might not be thinking of. How fast will the worker quit? If you train someone to do your work, and you invested a lot of time in them, it is expensive if they quit. Imagine investing $1000 of your time in someone just to have them quit three weeks later. How can you predict who will quit and who won’t?

When you tally up the scores of all of the people you are comparing, give points for efficiency, and points for how they make people feel. Subtract points for unreliable behaviors. If you are picky, one small goof and you are fired. Most employers have a longer string than that, but you have to figure out how much incompetency you can handle, because there is a lot of it out there!

When assessing the value of the company as a whole, after going through five or more workers, you will get a sense of the quality standards of the company. In my opinion, you are as good as your worst employee. But, on the other hand if you have a few great ones to make up for the bad ones, it somewhat compensates!

Tweets
(1) If you have a few star employees to make up for the duds, it somewhat compensates!
(2) Imagine that you are hiring call centers to do work for you. How do you assess the workers?
(3) One #callcenter employee might be more efficient while another might be more pleasant to talk with!
(4) Imagine investing $1000 of your time training someone who quits 3 weeks later?
(5) When you tally up the score, give points for efficiency, pleasantness & deduct for mistakes!
(6) When assessing the value of a company as a whole, try out 5 or more workers; get an average score!

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If there are spelling mistakes are there work mistakes too?

September 15, 2010 by 123outsource

Categories: Of Interest | Tagged Spelling Mistakes, Spelling mistakes in business | Leave a comment

I am the worst speller in the world — or at least that is what people tell me. I write books that I sell that have spelling mistakes after I have double checked them. But, I am careful in my work. I’m not perfect, but I care! But, part of my job is to detect when someone is trustworthy or reliable.

What I learned is that when someone starts off telling a small lie, or inflating a fact, that down the road they will do a lot of exaggerating. I also learned that if someone makes a spelling mistake, or grammar mistake, that can turn into poor work performance or inaccurate bidding shortly after. It is so hard to know for sure. But, I have seen examples of this in real life. You see a sign — such as a misspelled word, and then you see an outcome such as an error on work that actually matters.

So, the moral of the story is that as a manager or business owner you should not overlook anything. Even a person’s tone on the phone can tell you a lot. If they are a little too solid, they might use that against a weaker player. If they are too smooth on the phone, they will usually use that to get extra money from you. If they are too low brow in their personal style, they might not be that professional. In business, it is the plain, straight, exacting people who will give you the best value in the long run.

Pay attention to the signs. All of the signs mean something!

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When to write blogs quickly and when to take 3 hours / entry

September 15, 2010 by 123outsource

Categories: Of Interest | Tagged Blog Traffic, Collaborative Blogging, SEO Benefits of Blogging | Leave a comment

I used to write my blogs very quickly. I have no particular background in writing, other than the fact that I write many emails, and have written a few how-to books for my clients who appreciate my knowledge, but don’t care for my spelling mistakes! You can’t please everyone. But, in the last few years, I discovered the joy of blogging. It is very fulfilling to me as well as being a huge marketing plus for my various web sites. I estimate that 40% of my main site’s traffic is a result of the SEO benefits of blogging! Huge!!!

In any case, I started working with professional writers recently.
I found that there is a huge difference between occupational bloggers and professional writers. The level of writing is much higher if you get someone with an academic background, or someone who is/was a professional screen writer for television. I started doing what I call collaborative blogging with two writers. I pride myself on my ability to write 2-6 interesting blog articles per hour. That is very fast! But, when I work with the professionals, it takes two people at least 45 minutes together to finish one piece. That is 1.5 man hours. There was one article which was very long about a date between a notary (me) and a girl. This took three hours of two people working together by phone. It was a huge hit, but boy what a lot of time.

So, which is better, writing quickly, or taking your time and making it perfect?
I learned that my quick and dirty style of writing had many spelling errors. I also learned that there was a lot of room for refinement of the ideas, restructuring, and bringing more juice out of each idea. I also learned that refinement takes forever! According to my blog stats, the quick blogs maintained my blog traffic, but there was not much growth. When I had one or two really thoughtful entries per week, we got better overall growth in our total blog repeat traffic. Interesting facts to know if you do analytics. I decided that doing a blend of fast blogs and slow blogs was the best way to populate the daily entries in a blog. But, there is one more thing that I learned.

5 minute blogs teach you which titles do well
I learned that it is not about quantity, or even quality when you do blogging. It is about matching the interests of your readers. If you write a quick piece about something that your readers really want to read, they will click on it, and even like it, even if it is not the best written article. If something quick is popular, you can do variations on a theme next time, and put more thought into them. That way, your future articles will be about topics that are tried and tested, and you can spend an hour or more with a professional refining them and making them a joy to read.

Blogging is lots of fun, but you need to have a keen understanding of the strategical aspects of how to allocate your precious time and the time of your hired help!

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Imagine a world where lower level people had higher conciousness

September 15, 2010 by 123outsource

Categories: Outsourcing Articles | Tagged Higher level consciousness in the workplace | Leave a comment

I live here in America. If you use the world lower level people, they will just start to antagonize you about how they don’t like being called lower level people. So, I don’t use this term around lower level people as a result. But, what I just said is a big part of the issue. Lower level people are lower level because of how they handle situations. They typically handle situations by arguing and engaging in more primitive ways of handling problems that involve resistance, antagonism, and avoidance. Sophisticated people use higher thinking skills and approaches to handle similar problems. But, that is not the point of this blog entry.

I used to do lower level work. I used to be a delivery boy back in the day. My focus was to finish work as quickly as possible so I could go home and relax. I never thought much about the quality of my work so long as I didn’t get fired. And that is why I was a lower level person — and that is the typical mentality of a lower level person. Then I got my head out of my rear and started trying to excel in life and quickly stopped being on that lower level. Sure, the transition took a few years, but in the span of an entire incarnation it was a relatively short period.

But, what if people who did working class work did it with a higher level of consciousness. What if every cable repair man really cared about how well your wires had been installed. What if every plumber came running every time your faucet was leaking. What if every plumber lost a little weight so their pants would stop falling down? What if every programmer would get everything done one day earlier than it was due, and would double check their work for accuracy. What if people working at computer stores would learn to be helpful and speak in clear English? What if the croissants at the local bakery would taste better because the owner would visit France to see what real croissants taste like.

If we lived in a world where everyone did what they were supposed to, the world would be an entirely different place. It would be so different we wouldn’t call it “the world” anymore. We would call it “the spherical paradise”. Unemployment wouldn’t exist because everyone would be employable, and everyone would help others find work because they cared. People would find bigger and better ways of doing everything. Diseases wouldn’t exist because the medical profession would focus on healing us rather than exploiting us as medication addicts.

Higher level companies tend to think outside the box and create innovative solutions. The entire computer industry is blazing ahead bringing the world to a new reality. Others innovate in the food industry to bring us new foods, or old foods presented in a new way. There are many people who do regular work with a higher consciousness — or not so regular work with a higher consciousness. It is FUN to work with such people, fun to be a patron for their businesses, and it is even beneficial just to be near them, or be where they own a building based on my experience with feng-shui. Hmmm.

But, lower level people do not generally think like this otherwise they wouldn’t be lower level people. And the managers at the post office are not thinking about the convenience and benefit of the clients, but only how to manage their operation in a way that keeps them out of trouble. So, even the mid-level people are lower level in terms of their consciousness. Even the managers of large apartment complexes might be very high level people with millions of dollars in assets — but, many of them still subscribe to sloppiness, pettiness, and cheapness — making them lower level people in terms of their consciousness. So, many people base their lives on the lowest types of thinking — and that is why lower level people are lower level people.

But, there is hope. Once in a while, an executive quits their job and decides to start their own business doing something simple. They might open a bicycle shop, a bakery, or widget factory. It is fun to be around these people because they do what they do because they love what they do, and they do it with a higher level of consciousness and you can easily notice.

On a brighter note, there is a samosa restaurant in my neighborhood. Such a simple type of business. I can tell the people who work there are religious types who have a spiritual consciousness. Their spiritual vibe is very distinct and hard to not recognize. I told them that I thought they did a blessing on their food and that I could taste the effects of the blessing. They said that they did not, but that they cooked their food with love. In any case, I could taste the love. Their samosas really tasted so much different from any others I have ever before.

I will end this blog entry with a quote

Delicious ice cream comes from happy cows!

A tale of a Rabbi and a Psychic who both gave business advice

September 15, 2010 by 123outsource

Categories: Humor | Tagged A tale of a Rabbi, A Talmudic business question | Leave a comment

One businessman went to a very famous Rabbi.
He asked how he could be come a big potato. He had a small business, and wanted it to grow into a larger business, so he could go from being a small potato, to being a big potato.

The rabbi pulled gently on his long talmudic beard. He said, Hmmm a few times. He gazed at the ceiling, then his eyes shifted to the left of the room. He crinkled his face as he pondered. After about five minutes of deep reflection, he responded.

“If you want to become a bigger potato, put more dirt around you.”

Then, our businessman thanked the rabbi profusely for these wise thoughts.

The businessman liked the Rabbi’s advice, but wanted a SECOND OPINION. In business, you can never be too safe, when getting advice. So, the businessman went to his psychic.
The businessman asked the same question about how to become a big potato. The psychic gave the man very different advice. Equally thoughtful, but very much more specific.

The psychic said that he needs to worry about the competition in the next town over — otherwise he will get fried and become a potato chip!

The businessman was very impressed, but both of his advisors, and now went to a sales consultant for yet another opinion. He told the consultant that he had little clients, but wanted bigger clients. The sales consultant told him that little clients can become big clients if you FERTILIZE them. If you help your little clients get rich by giving them great service, they will refer all of their friends to you, and be loyal to you for life! What could be better than that! They will love you! And if they don’t become rich, they will love you for life because of all of the great service you gave them over the years.

New Delhi City Profile

September 15, 2010 by 123outsource

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New Delhi City Profile
New Delhi is the largest city in India as well as the political hub. The IT business is not so fast in Delhi, but Legal Process Outsourcing and Call Centers thrive there. Culturally, Delhi is quite a mix with a large population of Hindus, Sikhs, Muslims, and even a few folks from the Asiatic parts of India such as Manipur (which is near Burma).

Attractions
Red Fort is a huge attraction and you can spend a few hours perusing through this historical castle. Humayun’s tomb is another famous place to visit in Delhi too. This is the tomb of the Moghul emporer Humayun and was completed in 1571. The architecture of this building resembles other moghai sites including the Taj Mahal and Red Fort. Qutab Minar is another famous site and is a minaret that is very high — in fact, the worlds tallest brick minaret. India Gate, another famous landmark looks a bit like L’arc du Triumph in Paris, and is another popular place to visit.

Weather
Delhi gets very hot in the spring and summer, and can get nippy in the winter. Plan appropriately when traveling to this area. Rain can be excessive during the monsoon season which is in the summer and lasts for a few months. Please note that Indian nationals incorrectly use the term, “Summer”, to refer to what scientists refer to as “Spring” in the Northern hemisphere. Getting the locals to use scientifically correct language is not within the realm of possibility in India, at least during this generation. Summer officially starts on June 21st and ends on September 21st in the Northern hemisphere while Indians will try to convince you that summer starts in late march and is followed by the monsoon season which comes in early June in Delhi. Please keep in Mind, that the monsoon season starts much earlier in Kerela and Goa if you are planning on traveling to the South.

Lifestyle
Connaught place is the place to go in Delhi. It might be closed on Sundays (I don’t have access to that information, but heard through the grapevine). They have a wide variety of cuisines from around the world, and it is the place to go when in town. Five star hotels such as La Meridian are also fantastic places to go eat with a friend, as they offer the best sense of class of anywhere that you could go.

Transportation
Since Delhi is the capital of India, flights are easily available to Nepal, Bhutan, Singapore, Arabia, Europe, and many other places. This is the easiest city in India to get a wide variety of international flights. Rick shaws and cabs are also a popular choice for local transportation. However, it is not recommeneded that foreigners travel between the hours of 8pm and 6am as there are many shady characters in the cab business who might take you off course to some hoodlums who want to rob you. Delhi is the most dangerous place in India for foreigners and women, so its better to travel under the protection of a saavy local — preferably of the male gender. Also keep in mind that if there are riots, you could be stranded in this city, and riots happen on schedule every several years.

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